And I thought AXE ads were aimed at the untouched crotches of horny teens around the world, but this definitely takes the cake, the candles and the scantily clad bunny-chick crouched inside. Consumerism at its finest.
A certain someone said I "smelled lovely" in it. And no, they weren't male and/or hirsutely challenged. On the downside, the same company makes "Fresh Guy" too.
oh, ladies and gentlemen...did i forget to mention that this azure bottle of delusional goodness belongs, in fact, to my very own roomate? I did? Hmmm, there must have been a good reason for it. Almost as dumb as the time that guy burnt the house down and when running around saying "it was me! it was me!".
Just because you are jealous of my chiselled Adonis-like physique don't take it out on me. That's essentially why people like our lamented former roommate exist. To be hit with hard objects. Very Hard.
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A certain someone said I "smelled lovely" in it. And no, they weren't male and/or hirsutely challenged. On the downside, the same company makes "Fresh Guy" too.
oh, ladies and gentlemen...did i forget to mention that this azure bottle of delusional goodness belongs, in fact, to my very own roomate? I did? Hmmm, there must have been a good reason for it. Almost as dumb as the time that guy burnt the house down and when running around saying "it was me! it was me!".
Just because you are jealous of my chiselled Adonis-like physique don't take it out on me. That's essentially why people like our lamented former roommate exist.
To be hit with hard objects. Very Hard.
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