you're the high brow intellectual big-word using writer that no one understands
the sky is blue,
toilet paper is meant for doo doo,
i like beef stoo
Take that you elitist big-wigs. I fart in your general direction.
NB: I have recently been informed by the aforementioned society that this is, in fact, a Haiku and not Pentameter as the title suggests. Guess what... I still fart in your general direction. In fact, I'm going to find me some coleslaw right now.
toilet paper is meant for doo doo,
i like beef stoo
Take that you elitist big-wigs. I fart in your general direction.
NB: I have recently been informed by the aforementioned society that this is, in fact, a Haiku and not Pentameter as the title suggests. Guess what... I still fart in your general direction. In fact, I'm going to find me some coleslaw right now.
